e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

obscurityandbeyond:

The only downside of Seattle

obscurityandbeyond:

The only downside of Seattle

justspeedrunthings:

superswimming - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

justspeedrunthings:

superswimming - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.



Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.

Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

rock-bomber:

Can’t touch this

tehredheadwhitfit:

themoonphase:

upclosefromafar:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

thinkveganworld:

Both are adorable.  Neither is food.

I’m not sure about that. The pig looks pretty into the idea of eating that cat.

☼⊱☯~ℕirvana~☯⊰

Oh my goodness I cannot <3 aah 

*explodes from cuteness overload*